"You may look like Joe Brooks" [shi w/ argot]

If you cast a kitten on the water   what bread will come back to you?
don't take any wooden nickels   unless they belong to you
in giggle water (hair of the dog)   the land has fat for you
"I've got to go see a man about a dog"   it's the same old song for you
to iron one's shoelaces 'ere they hatch   were frankly wrong for you
you may look like Joe Brooks   but the nookie torpedoes are singing scat for you
okay what's eating you now?   what jive has become King Kong for you?
you slay me!   O darling Guinevere   I (zozzled) came back for you